Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Desi Tips

#Think Globally, act locally... Be international by appearance but be a DESI at heart. Courtesy: Tridip Bhattacharya

#Respect your parents !! They have done their homework without Google. Courtesy: Tanvir Singh Randev
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#No burger, Pizza...Sirf khao Eggs bole to Andde.....Jo khaate hai apne desh ke Gabru DESI mushtandde! - Courtesy: Mukesh Singh

#Some people treat other people like animals...but a DESI treats animals like people. Courtesy: Rose Pavia

#Some people spend their time in worshiping God, thinking that they'll be blessed with good wishes. My DESI tip is that we should worship our parents, cos even God says that there is heaven in parents feet. We will find this only in our des (country). Courtesy: Tarun Nigam

#People say 'ki life kitni buri hai' but a DESI says 'ki agar life buri hai toh hum saale kaun se acche hai!!' - Courtesy: Deepanshu Tyagi

#The Greatest Mistake Of Most Of DESI's, We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, and Think Zero.... Courtesy: Ariff Haider

#Angrej ladki se milne jayega, aur kahega "gf" se milne ja raha hoon. Lekin ek DESI launda, doston ko "kahega teri bhabhi" se milne ja raha hoon. Courtesy: Arun Chalotra

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