Too old???

You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them!

Let the leaves turn blood red and shine against the sun..

Beneath the shadow of the weeping willow, crying in the waking of the sky..

Oh, the glorious colors of the fall..

The sunrise turned every leaf into a little fire...

We choose our direction..I'd have to skip left or right and go straight on into that golden light..

The trees stand naked in the sun..after humbly offering their colors to the sky above..

Sometimes life can simply be a beautiful surrealist dream of a fantasy..

Complain

Don't complain about the darkness do something about the lamp!!

Desi Tips

#Think Globally, act locally... Be international by appearance but be a DESI at heart. Courtesy: Tridip Bhattacharya

#Respect your parents !! They have done their homework without Google. Courtesy: Tanvir Singh Randev
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#No burger, Pizza...Sirf khao Eggs bole to Andde.....Jo khaate hai apne desh ke Gabru DESI mushtandde! - Courtesy: Mukesh Singh

#Some people treat other people like animals...but a DESI treats animals like people. Courtesy: Rose Pavia

#Some people spend their time in worshiping God, thinking that they'll be blessed with good wishes. My DESI tip is that we should worship our parents, cos even God says that there is heaven in parents feet. We will find this only in our des (country). Courtesy: Tarun Nigam

#People say 'ki life kitni buri hai' but a DESI says 'ki agar life buri hai toh hum saale kaun se acche hai!!' - Courtesy: Deepanshu Tyagi

#The Greatest Mistake Of Most Of DESI's, We Listen Half, Understand Quarter, and Think Zero.... Courtesy: Ariff Haider

#Angrej ladki se milne jayega, aur kahega "gf" se milne ja raha hoon. Lekin ek DESI launda, doston ko "kahega teri bhabhi" se milne ja raha hoon. Courtesy: Arun Chalotra

Feed

Be careful what kind of emotion you feed on to. The outcome might be passion or addiction!

The True Meaning of Sleeping Together

Nothing dirty. Nothing Naughty. Just sleeping. It’s just sleeping with that someone and knowing that they’re in your arms and you’re in theirs. They want to feel close to you. They want to know they are the closest to your heart. They want to hear you breathe when you fall asleep as they sleep next to you. As you fall asleep, you want to cuddle with that someone and just the hold them close. It’s that moment where you don’t want to let go and that moment where you don’t want them to forget that this is a special moment.

Ha ha best joke

বল্টুর সাথে জরিনার প্রেম ছিল।
জরিনা একদিন বল্টুকে দাওয়াত দিল, আর বললঃ “আজ আসিয়ো আমাদের বাড়িতে, মা-বাবার সাথে তোমার পরিচয় করাইয়া দিবো, তারপরে রাতে আমরা……….......... বল্টুতো খুশিতে বাকবাক। :D

... তখনি ছুটে গেল ডাক্তারের দোকানে কনডম কিনতে।
দোকানদার বেডা বল্টুর খুশি দেখে পাম-পট্টি দিয়ে পুরা ফ্যামিলি প্যাক গছায় দিল।

লাফাইতে লাফাইতে বল্টু সন্ধ্যায় গিয়ে হাজির হল মেয়ের বাড়িতে।
শ্বশুর-শ্বাশুড়ীর (হবু) সামনে গিয়ে ছেলে সালাম দিয়ে সেইযে মাথা নিচু করল, মাথা উচুই করেনা, আধাঘন্টা পার হয়ে গেল, মাথা আর উঠেনা। হবুদের উপর সম্মান দেখে জরিনা তো আহলাদে গদগদ।

বল্টুর কানের কাছে ফিসফিস করে বলল, তুমি আমার বাবা-মারে সম্মান করো জানতাম, কিন্তু এত সম্মান করো তাতো জানতাম না।

বল্টু রাগে রাগে উত্তর দেয়, সেইডা ঠিক আছে, কিন্তু আমিও তো জানতাম না, তোমার বাপে কনডম বেচে!! :-P

Its too late to apologize!

Sapno

তোমায় নিয়ে স্বপ্ন দেখিনা বলে গোটা পৃথিবীর
সব স্বপ্নগূলোকে আজ বড় মিথ্যে মনে হয়।
তোমার সংগেকার মধুর স্মৃতিগুলো আজও বড় বেশি করে মনে পড়ে যায়।
ভোরের কুয়াশা কিংবা গোধূলীর মেঘ সবই যেন
আমার স্মৃতিতে তোমার অস্তিত্বকে বারবার ফিরিয়ে আনে।
... জীবনের সবকিছু হিসেব করে আজ আমার বলতে ইচ্ছে হচ্ছে
এ জীবনের বিনিময়ে যদি কিছু চাই, তোমাকে পেলে আমার চাওয়ার কিছ নাই ..

His choice

Everything I'm doing is His choice...yes capital with a capital H and finger pointing up! Oh gosh how much i love that "easy A" movie :D

True???

7 complicated things for women

7 Complicated Facts about Women :

1. Most Important Thing for
Women is Financial Security.

... ... 2. Although this is Important, They
Still Go Out & Buy Expensive
Clothes.

3. Although They Always Buy
Expensive Clothes, They Never
have Anything to Wear.

4. Although They Never have
Anything to Wear, They Always
Dress Beautifully.

5. Although They Always Dress
Beautifully, They are Never
Satisfied.

6. Although They r Never Satisfied,
They Still Expect Men to
Compliment Them.

7. Although They Expect Men to
Compliment Them, When They do,
They don't Believe Them..!! :P :P

No HAte

Never hate your enemies. At least you should not hate your own creations.

My philosophy Ri8 Now

If you have love for me I have love for you!! Otherwise go kill yourself!!

Script

 No, I don't hate you. This time it was much better than the first one. After the first time I have always wondered what went so wrong, how can I make myself belief that someone I know so closely can act this this. If you had never come back I would have wondered in my whole life as long as I'm alive. But coming back you showed me why I shouldn't be nice to anyone, why I shouldn't be in a relationship.  Sometimes I think the second time you didn't get much but what I got was priceless self re-innovation. You came back to straighten lot of things out for me. You showed me people do change and people should deserve to die who can't forget. Thank you for making me strong and laying everything straight on the table.

May be when you think of me you feel nothing but pity probably about how big of a fool I am, how I wanted to be "showy" and all. Even I am ashamed of some stuff I did to make you happy (impress actually!). But what I am not ashamed of is to accept me and my family the way they are. I am constantly working on making myself a better person so also other member of the family. But that doesn't mean I don't wanna accept them for who they are. You probably realized soon enough that hurting a bunch of fools and idiots would be that big of a deal and you are most rightly so on your part. But those happened to be my family and I care about the values they follow much more than I care about making myself happy in a stupidest way. So be it. But guess what??

At the end of the day, I am proud to be with my family. I am not at all ashamed to call that illiterate rural woman as my mother. I feel bad for you calling that money-monger, uncultured psycho as your father. 

And one last thing, if you hate me you are playing according to someone's script.

Just so you know.